My Five Year Plan Is to F*ck Off Into the Woods Vinyl Sticker

Finally, a five-year plan I can actually commit to.

Forget climbing the corporate ladder. The goal is trees, mountains, questionable cell service, and getting far enough into the woods that nobody can ask you to do anything.

This retro-inspired vinyl sticker is made for campers, hikers, road trippers, and anyone whose long-term goals mostly involve escaping civilization.

Details

• Durable, water-resistant vinyl
• Great for water bottles, coolers, laptops, camp gear, and more
• Easy peel-and-stick application
• Available in 3" and 4" sizes
• Made for campers, outdoor lovers, and professionally exhausted people
• Made in the USA

Made for wherever the road takes you.